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• The only reason so many people came to his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.
  -- Sam Goldwyn on Louis B. Maye...
• Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily.
  All other "sins" are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is NOT a sin--just stupid....
• Love will make you forget time, and time will make you forget love.
• JESUS SAVES!...Passes to Jordan...Who JAMS it home!
• You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
• All pitchers are liars and crybabies." -- Yogi Berra