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  Gentlemen, we have to reinvent Malibu Stacy for the nineties....
• Jasper: I cut my tongue on these pancakes. Woman: These eggs are difficult to digest.
  I want soft-boiled eggs! Abe: I told you, we don't have soft-boiled eggs!...
• Voice: Hello. You have reached the Malibu Stacy customer service center.
  If you have a complaint about Malibu Stacy's appearance or odor, press one....
• Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning, but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh lessons.
  Five husbands: Ken, Johnny, Joe, Dr. Colossus, Steve Austin -- Lisa...
• Girl 2: Hey, Mister, what's in the box? Employee: [uncomfortable] Uh, it's the, uh, new talking Malibu Stacy.
  [a crowd of little girls pause, then rush him] Girl...
• But you _are_ Malibu Stacy. And as long as she has your name, you have a responsibility.
  I'd be mortified if someone ever made a lousy product with the Simpson name on it....
• Doll: Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything!
  Lisa: All right. Now all we need is a name. Ba...
• Lisa: [sigh] Well, I guess you can't beat big business.
  There's just no room for the little guy. Lisa...
• Lisa: A hush falls over the general assembly as Stacy approaches the podium to deliver what will no doubt be a stirring and memorable address.
  [pulls Stacy's cord] Stacy: I wish they taught shopping in school!...