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• backbone cabal n. A group of large-site administrators who pushed through the Great Renaming and reined in the chaos of Usenet during most of the 1980s.
  During most of its lifetime, the Cabal (as it was sometimes capitalized) steadfastly denied its own existence...
• No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after-dinner speech will counteract it.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• Sometimes the only way out of a difficulty is through it.
• At about 2500 A.D., humankind discovers a computer problem that *must* be solved.
  The only difficulty is that the problem is NP complete and will take thousands of years even with the latest optical biologic technology available....
• Excerpts From The First Annual Nerd Bowl (#5) A commercial that aired during the live ASCII broadcast of the game
  Having trouble staying awake for weeks at a time working on that latest hack?...
• phase 1. n. The offset of one's waking-sleeping schedule with respect to the standard 24-hour cycle
  a useful concept among people who often work at night and/or according to no fixed schedule....
• phase: 1. n. The offset of one's waking-sleeping schedule with respect to the standard 24-hour cycle
  a useful concept among people who often work at night and/or according to no fixed schedule....