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• Seits's Law of Higher Education: The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during your last semester.
• The one course you need for graduation is not offered your last semester.
  -- Seit's Law of Higher Educatio...
• Second Law of Class Scheduling: A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the following semester.
• Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.
  Fourth Law of Applied Terro...
• First Law of Final Exams: Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.
  Corollary: If you bring extra batteries, they will be defective....
• The beginning of terror is the suspicion of ones own mortality.
  The end of terror is the surety of it....
• If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
  Corollary to the Fifth Law of Applied Terro...
• Second Law of Applied Terror: The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.