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• There's a new birth-control pill for women. You put it between your knees and keep it there.
  -- Bill Barne...
• We certainly have a right to exercise control over our own bodies.
  You'll get no argument from me. -- Riker and Dr. Pulaski, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2...
• Homer: [kindly] And what does my little girl want? Lisa
  An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life....
• Hackers do it with side effects.
• Have you seen the poster child for birth control? Got a mirror?
• bag on the side n. [prob. originally related to a colostomy bag] An extension to an established hack that is supposed to add some functionality to the original.
  Usually derogatory, implying that the original was being overextended and should have been thrown away, and the new product is ugly, inelegant, or bloated....
• bag on the side: n. An extension to an established hack that is supposed to add some functionality to the original.
  Usually derogatory, implying that the original was being overextended and should have been thrown away, and the new product is ugly, inelegant, or bloated....
• Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
  Someone get a picture of me with my arm around this steak....
• I have a magnetic personality - keep me away from diskettes.