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The Most Recent Pool Shows That 74% Of The Voters Think That 86% Of The Polls Are Inaccurate 59% Of The Time - Plus Or Minus Three Percentage Points.
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The most recent pool shows that 74% of the voters think that 86% of the
polls are inaccurate 59% of the time - plus or minus three percentage
points.
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Advisor: The voters now see you as imperial and god-like.
Burns: Hot dog! Advisor: But there's a down-side to it....
A dozen, a gross, and a score, Plus three times the square root of four, Divided by seven, Plus five time eleven, Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.
Bart: [reading a test question] The 7:30am express train travelling at 60 miles an hour leaves Santa Fe bound for Phoenix, [chews on his pencil] 520 miles away.
Ms.K: Shhh! [points to her head] Visualize it, Bart!...
infinity n. 1. The largest value that can be represented in a particular type of variable (register, memory location, data type, whatever).
2. `minus infinity': The smallest such value, not necessarily or even usually the simple negation of plus infinity....
infinity: n. 1. The largest value that can be represented in a particular type of variable (register, memory location, data type, whatever).
2. `minus infinity': The smallest such value, not necessarily or even usually the simple negation of plus infinity....
In any given year, Congress will appropriate the amount of funding approved the prior year plus three-fourths of whatever change the administration requests -- minus 4-percent tax.
-- Augustine's Law Number XX -- Norman R. Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
Advisor: Congratulations, Mr. Burns, the latest polls show you are up six points.
Burns: Ah, giving me a total of... Advisor: Six....
Human female: "The sheer drama of this election has driven voter turnout to it's highest level in centuries, six percent.
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XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft.
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