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• Selma: How do you do it, Homer? Homer: You take an ordinary bedsheet, fold it around like th-- Selma
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• He could be a poster child for retroactive birth control.
• He could be a poster child for retroactive birth control.
• We've got the kind of president who thinks arms control means some kind of deodorant.
• Here's to women. Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
  -- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Woman would be more charming if one could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
  -- DeGourmo...
• Bimbob: A bimbo's boyfriend.
• I'm not gay but my Boyfriend is.