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  ! Ha ha. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Please provide the date of your death. -- from an IRS lette
• He who is outside his door already has a hard part of his journey behind him. Dutch Proverb
• You know the romance is not as warm as once it was when he leaves the motor running as he drops off his girl friend after a date.
• I know a couple that got remarried. He missed two alimony payments and she repossessed him.
  -- Bill Barne...
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• Before he went off to the wars, King Arthur locked his lovely wife, Guinevere, into her chastity belt.
  Then he summoned his loyal friend and subject Sir Lancelot....
• Jimbo: Come raid Skinner's house with us. Kearney: We found a bunch of rancid coleslaw in the dumpster behind Krusty Burger.
  Dolph: Yeah, and we're gonna go heave it at his house!...