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• Whenever Possible, Put People On Hold.
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• Hit at the girl whenever possible. -- Bill Tilden (on how to play mixed doubles)
• Whenever possible, steal code. -- "Programming Pearls", Communications of the ACM, Sep. 1985
• Our society has passed from a period which was ignorant of adolescence to a period in which adolescence is the favorite age.
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  (2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever possible. -- Alden's Law...
• Whenever possible, avoid airlines which have anyone's first name in their titles, like Bob's International Airline or Air Fred.
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• Alden's Laws: (1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy.
  (2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever possible....