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• If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence.
• Age, n.: That period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still cherish by reviling those that we no longer have the enterprise to commit.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...
• Men spend their lives in anticipations, in determining to be vastly happy at some period when they have time.
  But the present time has one advantage over every other - it is our own....
• That tendency to err that programmers have been noticed to share with other human beings has often been treated as if it were an awkwardness attendant upon programming's adolescence
  which like acne would disappear with the craft's coming of age....
• Middle age: halfway between adolescence and obsolescence!
• Middle Age: Halfway between adolescence and obsolescence!
• Said a horny young girl from Milpitas, "My favorite sport is coitus.
  But a fullback from State Made her period late, And now she has athlete's fetu...
• infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence. -- The four stages of man are -- Art Linklette