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• 1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy.
  (2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever possible. -- Alden's Law...
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• Alden's Laws: (1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy.
  (2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever possible....