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• In the past, you've been a remarkably poor judge of what your Mom cares about.
  -- Hobbes (and Calvin)...
• Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
  -- Bill Watterson -- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbe...
• Be careful or be roadkill. -- Calvin, "Calvin and Hobbe
• Childhood is short and maturity is forever." -- Calvin and Hobbe
• Hobbes is real and Calvin is his pet boy
• Quote #179 Verbing weirds language. -- Calvin (from "Calvin and Hobbes")
• That's love?!? --Calvin Medically speaking. --Hobbes Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!
  ! -- Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes" by Bill Waterso...
• I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal. -- Calvin & Hobbe
• I wish _I_ was a tiger." "A common lament." -- Calvin & Hobbe