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• The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors.
  -- Francis M. Voltaire (1694-1778) -- Merope, Act i, Sc. 3...
• Only dirty people need to wash.
• Dreamily:) "Dewdrop, in your pure fresh waters, let me wash these dirty hands of life.
  (Roughly:) Now, *that's* what I call a message!...
• Flanders! My socks feel dirty! Gimme some water to wash 'em!
  -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
• Indecision is like a stepchild: if he does not wash his hands, he is called dirty, if he does, he is wasting water.
  -- African Proverb...
• I sent a message to another time, But as the days unwind -- this I just can't believe, I sent a message to another plane, Maybe it's all a game -- but this I just can't conceive.
  ... I met someone who looks at lot like you, She does the things you do, but she is an IBM....
• I hate blind dates, but a friend says he could set me up, so I said, "Okay.
  But you should have seen this girl. It was like she hadn't taken a bath in a month....
• It's Marvin. He called to wash his head at us.
• Whenever I read "Time" or "Newsweek" or such magazines, I wash my hands afterward.
  But how to wash off the small but odious stain such reading leaves on the mind? -- Edward Abbey...