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• About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.
• About all some women accomplish in life is to send a daughter to Radcliffe.
• Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all.
  .. they become lawyers. -- Woody Alle...
• The world is divided into men who accomplish things and those who get all the credit. -- Proverb
• Not all men are fools. Some are bachelors.
• Homer: All right Bart, that's it! Go to your room!
  Now! Bart: Okay, I'll take some white meat and stuffing to go, and send up the pumpkin pie in about 20 minutes....
• Don't send my boy to Harvard, the dying mother said.
  Don't send my boy to Harvard, I'd rather see him dead....
• Send some filthy mail.