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• Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation: The judge's jokes are always funny.
• Kamin's Seventh Law Politicians will always inflate when given the opportunity.
• And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb.
  -- One of the two funny jokes in SPACEBALLS...
• A rich person's joke is always funny.
• Fry: I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty.
  Judge Whitey: Ah, the sixty-seventh ammendment....
• Zymurgy's Seventh Exception to Murphy's Law: When it rains, it pours.
• There is more than one way to crash a system. -- Murphy's Seventh Law of Programming
• Finagle's Seventh Law: The perversity of the universe tends toward a maximum.
• The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. -- David Ogilvie