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• Politicians will always inflate when given the opportunity. -- Kamin's Law
• Kamin's Fourth Law Government inflation is always worse than statistics indicate
  central bankers are biased toward inflation when the money unit is non-convertible, and without gold or silver backing....
• The judge's jokes are always funny. -- Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigatio
• Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation: The judge's jokes are always funny.
• Schrimpton's Law of Teenage Opportunity: When opportunity knocks, you've got headphones on.
• Politicians always lie when their lips move.
• Kamin's Third Law Combined total taxation from all levels of government will always increase (until the government is replaced by war or revolution).
• Zymurgy's Seventh Exception to Murphy's Law: When it rains, it pours.
• Kamin's Fifth Law Purchasing power of currency is always lost far more rapidly than ever regained.
  (Those who expect even fluctuations in both directions play a losing game.)...