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• The inner circle demon spits on your rug and calls your cat a bastard.
• The inner circle demon sends 'rm -r *' to your shell!
• The inner circle demon says: 'Prepare to die, Buckwheat!'
• My inner child can beat up your inner child.
• There is a fly on your nose.
• Your latest program has been judged UNTASTEFUL by the T demon; and automatically deleted.
• How many Quakers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Ten to sit around in a circle until one feels the inner light....
• Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time!
  That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut!...
• Brad: Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications.
  Well, I may not have a lot of "credentials" or "training", but I tell you one thing...