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• Pontiac: Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac
• ARTHUR: Listen, old crone! Unless you tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will .
  .. we will say Ni! CRONE: Do your worst! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• ARTHUR: Who are you? TALL KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
  BEDEVERE: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Now I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old, but if you consider his age he's likely to die soon.
• ARTHUR: Ni! BEDEVERE: Nu! ARTHUR: No. Ni! More like this.
  Ni! BEDEVERE: Ni, ni, ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• An "old earth saying" is brought up - drink!
• When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced.
  Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. -- Old Indian saying...