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• When it's you against the world, bet on the world.
• Live and scratch. When you die, the itching will stop.
• If you're too old to learn, you were born so.
• When you were born, a big chance was taken for you.
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• You may be redneck... if you were playing pool when your child was born.
• The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you are in the bathroom.
• The world does not spin around my every move! The world will not stop when I die.
  So while I'm here I'll make it a little better for you and I....