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• I am trying here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Him
  I'm ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don't accept His claim to be God....
• Wise men still seek the Lord Jesus !!!
• Ready or not, springhead, here I come!
• Beware of the Vampire Jesus--He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back now!
• Come back when you get some pubes.
• In a future life, may you come back as yourself.
• Smile, if you are Jesus.
• Jesus is coming back, and boy, is he ticked!
• Dear Lord Jesus, this can't be happenin' man, this isn't happenin... -- Hudson, "Alie