Are you married?
No, I'm divorced.
And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A lot of things I didn't know about.
-- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Court"
No, I'm divorced.
And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A lot of things I didn't know about.
-- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Court"
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Apparently then, the date of conception was August... - What happened then?
He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can
identify me."
Did he kill you?
No. -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the... - Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.
Richard Lederer "Disorder in the... - THE COURT: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present
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if you have any. -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the... - Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable?
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Yes, sir.
Before or after he died?
Richard Lederer "Disorder in the... - You say you had three men punching at you, kicking you,
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