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• There is no greater sign of a general decay of virtue in a nation, than a want of zeal in its inhabitants for the good of their country.
  -- Joseph Addiso...
• monkey, scratch n. See scratch monkey.
• Bend a carrot if you will, but a turnip will never bend.
• The higher you go the more dependent you become on others.
• The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher the probability of its success.
  -- Bartz's Law of Hokey Horsepuckery -- Wayne R. Bartz...
• An you had any eye behind you, you might see more detraction at your heels than fortunes before you.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act ii, Sc. 5...
• In order to see Christianity, one must forget almost all the Christians.
  -- Henri Frederic Amiel (1821-1881) "Amiel's Journal" (1883)...
• Meet it and you will not see its head.
• Springfield will have its first annual "Do What You Feel" Festival this Saturday, whenever you feel like showing up!
  It'll be a welcome change from our annual, "Do As We Say" Festival started by German settlers in 1946....