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• If I want to hit a grounder, I hit the bottom third of the ball.
  If I want to hit a line drive, I hit the middle third, and if I want to hit a pop fly I hit the top third....
• Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
• Lisa: I don't want you to go. BG: Sorry, but I have to.
  Goodbye. Lisa: [sobbing] Goodbye... [BG disappears, then reappears] BG...
• The book you want is on either the bottom shelf, accessible by crawling, or on the top shelf, accessible only by wobbly ladder.
  -- London's Law of Librarie...
• To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother -- I want to marry one who makes dough like her father.
• A person who's at the top has the habit of getting to the bottom.
• Average isn't awful, but it is as close to the bottom as it is to the top.
• I have found some of the best reasons I ever had for remaining at the bottom simply by looking at the men at the top.
  -- Frank Moore Colby...
• Data: "Human interpersonal relationships are more complex.
  Your experience may not have adequately prepared you....