The Fly That Doesn't Want To Be Swatted Is Most Secure When It Lights On The Flyswatter.

The Fly That Doesn't Want To Be Swatted Is Most Secure When It Lights On The Flyswatter.

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The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on
the flyswatter.
-- Lichtenberg

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