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• The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
  The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to.....to........uh.................
• The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to .
  ..... to ......... uh ............ -- Hurewitz's Memory Principle...
• Hurewitz's Memory Principle: The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to .
  .... to ........ uh .................
• Homer: I have an announcement to make. As a family growth thing, Bart and I think we should all go to the monster truck rally this Saturday.
  Lisa: Aren't you forgetting something? Homer: Uh....
• Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you hear it.
  -- Laurence Peter, "Peter's Quotations", 1977...
• I distinctly remember forgetting that.