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• Hurewitz's Memory Principle: The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to .
  .... to ........ uh .................
• The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
  The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to.....to........uh.................
• The chance of somebody important visiting your apartment is directly proportional to how messy it is.
• The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.
  Jennings' Corollary to the Law of Selective Gravity...
• Aren't you forgetting something?
• An object will fall so as to do the most damage. -- Law of Selective Gravity The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
  -- Jenning's Corollary...