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  -- Moe, "Homer Defined...
• I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
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• TV Announcer: The following is a public service announceme
  Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum....
• TV: The following is a public service announcement.
  Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum....
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  We have entered the region of mass effects. -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• Licorice is the liver of candy. -- Michael O'Donoghue
• Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.