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• TV Announcer: The following is a public service announceme
  Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum....
• Mmm... Chocolate... -- Homer, "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show
• God bless those pagans... -- Homer, "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show
• It was an amusing episode. ... Of our lives. -- Bart, "So It's Come to Thi
  A Simpsons Clip Show...
• Homer: Marge, it's 3 a.m. and I worked all day! Marge
  It's 9:30 p.m. and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool....
• Marge: [sniffling] This romance is so full of heartfelt passion.
  I can really identify with this corn-fed heroine....
• Homer: You can let him down gently, but over the next couple of months, I want you to break it off.
  Marge: Um, okay, Homer. Homer: Whoof! That was a close one, kids....
• Eddie: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney!
  Wiggum: [gets out of the car] I am proceeding on foot....
• I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
  -- Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...