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• If you are ever caught in a thunderstorm while playing golf
  he best way to keep from being struck by lightening is to pull out a 9-iron and hold it above your head, because not even God can hit a 9-iron....
• There is no devil; it's God when he's drunk.
• In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one-iron.
  Not even God can hit a one-iron. -- Lee Trevino...
• it is not through sin that he opposes God. The Devil's strategy for our times is to make trivial human existence and to isolate us from one another while creating the delusion that the reasons are time pressure
  work demands, or economic anxieties. -- C. S. Lewi...
• God and the devil are an effort after specialization and division of labor.
• For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel.
  -- Martin Luther (1483-1546) -- Table-Talk, lxvii...
• A religion can no more afford to degrade its Devil than to degrade its God.
• You are one of those that will not serve God, if the devil bid you.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Othello -- Act i, Sc. 1...
• ABDOMEN, n. The temple of the god Stomach, in whose worship, with sacrificial rights, all true men engage.
  From women this ancient faith commands but a stammering assent....