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• Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk. -- Tom Wai
• Did the Devil really create the world when God wasn't looking?
• God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
  When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
• God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
  When Satan heard of this, he grinned and said, "And just where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
• When God created the oceans was he a 'C' programer?
• When men grow virtuous in their old age, they are merely making a sacrifice to God of the Devil's leavings.
  -- Jonathan Swif...
• Women give themselves to God when the Devil wants nothing more to do with them. -- Arnould
• The worst thing men is that when not drunk they are sober.