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• Homer: Excuse me, do you sell ponies? Owner: Uh, sure, pal.
  Right here. [points at a cage] Homer: [reads the sign] Scottish deer hound....
• INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGL
• The other day along the road I saw a sign which said "Deer Crossing.
  Until that very time it never occurred to me that deer were Catholics....
• Police tagline. Do not cross.
• Those who can't do it right, consult others on how to do it right.
• How many chickens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to do it and one to cross the road....
• Q: What do you get when you cross an ethernet with an income statement? A: A local area networth.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.
• Q: What do you get when you cross James Dean with Ronald Reagan? A: A rebel without a clue.