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• If a thing cannot be fitted into something smaller than itself some dope will do it.
  -- Eric Frank Russell...
• The basic test of freedom is perhaps less in what we are free to do than in what we are free not to do.
  -- Eric Hoffe...
• Greetings from Critical, Mass.
• Never sail a boat that weighs less than you do.
• But suppose we sent a crew to plant an explosive precisely on the fault line between this mass of coffee grounds and this deposit of America Online floppy disks.
  Professor "In theory, it could work." -General "In theory, perhaps, but you'll never find a crew willing to take on a mission so suicidally dangerous....
• You may be redneck... if less than half the cars in your yard, work.
• My advice to any young writer is: become an editor.
  You'll do less work, have less pressure, have more influence, make more money, and best of all...
• Can you say critical mass? I knew you could.
• Never assume anybody is less than crazy.