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• The bogosity meter just pegged.
• bogometer /boh-gom'-*t-er/ n. A notional instrument for measuring bogosity.
  Compare the Troll-O-Meter and the `wankometer' described in the wank entry; see also bogus....
• METER Maid: tall enough to look the meter in the eye.
• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
  -- real standing law in Florida, United States of America...
• bogosity /boh-go's*-tee/ n. 1. [orig. CMU, now very common] The degree to which something is bogus.
  Bogosity is measured with a bogometer; in a seminar, when a speaker says something bogus, a listener might raise his hand and say "My bogometer just triggered"....
• bogosity: /boh-go's*-tee/ n. 1. The degree to which something is {bogus}.
  At CMU, bogosity is measured with a {bogometer}; in a seminar, when a speaker says something bogus, a listener might raise his hand and say "My bogometer just triggered"....
• The common unit of bogosity is the micro-Lenat (uL).
• Please don't ask me to do that which I've just said I'm not going to do, because you're burning up time
  he meter is running through the sand on you, and I am now filibustering....