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• bogometer: /boh-gom'-*t-er/ n. A notional instrument for measuring {bogosity}.
  Compare the `wankometer' described in the {wank} entry...
• Troll-O-Meter n. Common Usenet jargon for a notional instrument used to measure the quality of a Usenet troll.
  Come on, everyone! If the above doesn't set off the Troll-O-Meter, we're going to have to get him to run around with a big blinking sign saying `I am a troll, I'm only in it for the controversy and flames' and shooting random gobs of Jell-O(tm) at us before the point is proven....
• bogosity: /boh-go's*-tee/ n. 1. The degree to which something is {bogus}.
  At CMU, bogosity is measured with a {bogometer}; in a seminar, when a speaker says something bogus, a listener might raise his hand and say "My bogometer just triggered"....
• bogosity /boh-go's*-tee/ n. 1. [orig. CMU, now very common] The degree to which something is bogus.
  Bogosity is measured with a bogometer; in a seminar, when a speaker says something bogus, a listener might raise his hand and say "My bogometer just triggered"....
• wank /wangk/ n.,v.,adj. [Columbia University: prob.
  by mutation from Commonwealth slang v. `wank', to masturbate] Used much as hack is elsewhere, as a noun denoting a clever technique or person or the result of such cleverness....
• wank: /wangk/ [Columbia University: prob. by mutation from Commonwealth slang v.
  `wank', to masturbate] n.,v. Used much as {hack} is elsewhere, as a noun denoting a clever technique or person or the result of such cleverness....
• bogotify /boh-go't*-fi:/ vt. To make or become bogus.
  A program that has been changed so many times as to become completely disorganized has become bogotified....
• bogotify: /boh-go't*-fi:/ vt. To make or become bogus.
  A program that has been changed so many times as to become completely disorganized has become bogotified....
• bogon filter /boh'gon fil'tr/ n. Any device, software or hardware, that limits or suppresses the flow and/or emission of bogons.
  Engineering hacked a bogon filter between the Cray and the VAXen, and now we're getting fewer dropped packets....