The Blues Isn't About Feelin' Better ... It's About Makin' Other People Feel Worse (and Makin' A Few Bucks While You're At It).

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• The Blues isn't about feeling better, it's about making other people feel &l
  worse>, and making a few bucks while your at it. -- Bleeding Gums Murphy, "Moaning Lisa...
• Marge: Lisa! Get away from that jazz man! Lisa: But Mom!
  Can I stay a little longer? Can I Mom, can I? Marge...
• Stay away from that jazz man, Lisa. Nothing personal .
  .. I just fear the unfamiliar." -- Marge in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...
• Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
  -- Homer in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...
• Lisa: Isn't anybody going to show up? Lovejoy: Well, Lisa, we've waited an hour.
  [clears his throat, reads] Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to bid farewell to Blood and Guts Murphy....
• If you ain't makin' waves you ain't kickin' hard enough!
• In times of trouble, go with what you know." -- Homer in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso
• How do you feel about wasting other people's time?
• Lisa: Hi, I have a request. I would like you to do a tribute to Bleeding Gums Murphy, please.
  DJ: Aw, I'd love to, little sister, but we don't have his album....