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  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• JUST A ROBOT?!' How would you like it if I called you `Just a Jew?
  ' -- Luthor the robot loses his temper in AMERICAN FLAGG!...
• That's where the money was. -- Willie Sutton, on being asked why he robbed a bank It's a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night.
  -- Willie Sutto...
• Would you like that in a bag, or just the usual handfull?
• Your weakness is money in their bank.
• Homer: One adult and four children. Woman: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy Money?
  Homer: What's that? Woman: Well it's money that's made just for the park....
• I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money.
  They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money.
  They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." -- Steven Wrigh...
• Sir, how much money do you get for those seal skins? Money? I just like to club them!