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• Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead. Will Roge
• Brad: Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications.
  Well, I may not have a lot of "credentials" or "training", but I tell you one thing...
• chomp: vi. To {lose}; specifically, to chew on something of which more was bitten off than one can.
  Probably related to gnashing of teeth. See {bagbiter}....
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... When are you going to grow up?...
• The noise from good toast should reverberate in the head like the thunder of July. -- E. V. Luca
• Apu: [singing along badly] The Dream Police, they live inside of my bed
  The Dream Police, they come to me in my head, The Dream Police, they're going to direct me now, Oh nooo....
• phone rings] Kent: Well it looks like we have our first caller.
  ..and I mean ever, because this is not a call-in show....
• Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.
  Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...