(1) A backscratcher will always find new itches.
(2) Time accelerates.
(3) The weather at home improves as soon as you go away.
-- Gomme's Laws
(2) Time accelerates.
(3) The weather at home improves as soon as you go away.
-- Gomme's Laws
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