A professional is someone who tells you something you already knew, but in
the telling, through the use of jargon and jumbo, makes the whole thing
sound impressive and confusing, and then charges you a professional fee for
doing this to you.
the telling, through the use of jargon and jumbo, makes the whole thing
sound impressive and confusing, and then charges you a professional fee for
doing this to you.
Related:
- An expert is a person who can take something
you already
know and make it sound confusing... - You will always be successful in your business or professional
career... - Conscience is the little thing that tells you someone
is sure to find out... - Drew's Law of Professional Practice:
The client who pays you the least complains the most... - Mark of a true professional:
Giving more than you... - You need professional help.
May I suggest Dr. J.... - If someone tells you that the fully armored man of the Middle Ages was
so encumbered by his armor that he could not rise if he fell,
you may well ask yourself, first, if it is reasonable... - An OS/2 professional visits a seminar for Windows 95.
During the practice lesson Bill Gates asks him: "What... - Jargon Coiner (#6)
An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon
that we've just made up.
* STOP MIRAGE: Trying to click on an imaginary Stop...
