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• Mindless ramblings brought to you courtesy of much caffeine.
• Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond. Bond: I'll take a hit, dealer.
  [Homer gives him a card] Joker! You were supposed to take those out of the deck....
• Official National Anthem Of The Geek Paradise Of Humorixia (second verse, abridged) Patents, copyrights, and trademarks, Those evil lawyers are worse than sharks.
  We can't escape their vice-like grip, We're slaves to their class-action whip, We all must fight this evil abomination, Join together and strive for world domination!...
• Marge: Well, I'm sure glad we didn't turn into mindless zombies.
  Bart: [zombie-like] Shhhhh... T V. Homer: [zombie-like] MAN....
• Bart: Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell! Marge: Bart! Home
  Young man, in this house, we use a little word called "please"....
• No sports, no rock, no information, For mindless chatter, we're your station!
  -- KBBL radio's jingle, "Sideshow Bob Robe...
• This "brain-damaged" epithet is getting sorely overworked.
  When we can speak of someone or something being flawed, impaired, marred, spoiled...
• Troy: [voiceover] When Springfield legalized gambling, Homer became a blackjack dealer -- and comedy was in the cards.
  Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond. Bond: I'll take a hit, dealer....
• The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship. -- Ed Howe