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• Did you hear about the sultan who had ten wives, nine of them had it soft.
• Vile's Law of Communication: No one is listening until you make a mistake.
• Iago. What, are you hurt, lieutenant? Cas. Ay, past all surgery.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Othello -- Act ii, Sc. 3...
• But yet the pity of it, Iago! O Iago, the pity of it, Iago!
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Othello -- Act iv, Sc. 1...
• If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lo
  you can still call him vile names. -- Elbert Hubbard...
• Vile's Law of Value: The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.
• All papers after the top are upside-down or backwards, until you right the pile.
  Then the process repeats. -- Vile's Law of Grading Pape...
• Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile!
  -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr....
• To Theodore Roosevelt: You are like the Wind and I like the Lion.
  You form the Tempest. The sand stings my eyes and the Ground is parched....