Related:

• Lister: Come on, what are you, a man or a munchkin?
  Rimmer: I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz. -- Red Dwarf 'Parallel Universe'...
• I'm not a god, I was misquoted. -- Lister, Red Dwarf
• Lister: Love is what separates us from animals Rimme
  No, Lister -- what separates us from animals is that we don't use our tongues to clean our own genitals....
• Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
• Dog: I tell you what: I'm gonna smell your behind, then you can smell mine!
  Now is that a deal? Cat: You want to smell my WHAT? -- Red Dwarf - 'Parallel Universe'...
• Ms.K: [reading] After two months at sea, the Pilgrims were running out of food and water.
  [Nelson raises his hand] Yes, Nelson Nelso...
• I had this Geography teacher Miss Foster, she took us on a school summer camp trip to the Ganwee.
  I had the tent next to her, right. And in the middle of the night I was woken up by this really weird noise....
• Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf. The intruder seems to be blissfully unaware that we have a holo-whip in the munitions cabinet.
  And I think, once his derierre is minced like burger meat, he's going to be history in two seconds flat....
• (asserting that is isn't drunk) Lister: I am not pished. -- Red Dwarf - 'White Hole'