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• Bart: Go, toothpaste, go! Move your pasty white butt.
  Lisa: Come on, shampoo! You can do it! [both swirl down the sink, shampoo first] Yay!...
• You got the ball. You had it right there. Then ... you hit it away!
  And then ... you go and walk after it again! It's a dumb game! -- Bill Cosby...
• You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. -- Samuel Butle
• Hey babe....do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi? -- Pick up line
• Hit the ball over the fence, and you can take your time going around the bases. -- John Rape
• It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can do only a little.
  Do what you can. -- Sydney Smith...
• I remember being upset once and telling my dad I wasn't following through right, and he replied, "Nancy, it doesn't make any difference to a ball what you do after you hit it.
  -- Nancy Lopez...
• Do not keep on with a mockery of friendship after the substance is gone--but part, while you can part friends.
  Bury the carcass of friendship: it is not worth embalming. -- William Hazli...
• I'm tenured, there's almost nothing you can do about it.
  (after making a mistake in sign convention)...