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• I went into this bar and sat down next to a pretty girl.
  She looked at me and said, "Hey, you have two different colored socks on....
• The END (and more than you wanted to know)
• Do you want to know what's wrong with you?
• You know what a stewardess is. That's a girl who asks you what you want, then straps you in the seat so you can't get it.
  -- Jimmy Edmonson (Professor Backwards)...
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You shudder every time you walk past a sushi bar.
• I know I'm bending the rules tonight, but I also know none of you wants that skunk Burns to take our treasure.
  And I want you to know that when I die, you're all welcome to visit me in rich men's heaven....
• When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Beer.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . To you, "the local bar scene" refers to those dratted obstructions in and around the harbor.
• My hovercraft... You don't want to know.