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• Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family's experienced .
  .. well, not today. You saw what happened. Oh, Lord, be honest....
• And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is.
  Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream. Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family has experienced....
• The trouble with the average family today is that it's hard to support it and the government on one income.
• Soldier of Fortra
• Don't forget about the importance of the family. It begins with the family.
  We're not going to redefine the family. Everybody knows the definition of the family....
• As famous as the unknown soldier. -- Oxymoro
• Homer: Oh Lord, on this blessed day, we thank Thee for giving our family one more crack at togetherness.
  All: Amen. -- Homer says grace at the second Thanksgiving dinner, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Thank you.
• Homer: [sullen] Did you talk about me in therapy today?
  Marge: I don't think so. Homer: Tell me the truth!...