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• Don't ask me. I just work here.
• I distinctly remember forgetting that.
• I have a photographic memory, but I keep forgetting to put the film in. Peter Campbell
• I'm writing the definitive work on pain. I would like you to tell me how this machine makes you feel.
  Remember, be honest. This is for posterity....
• I've gone to look for myself. If I should get back before I return, keep me here. -- Bill the Ca
• Captain, how soon can we land?" "I can't tell." "You can tell me; I'm a doctor." -- Airplane!
• Khan: "That's better. Now, tell me...why are you here?
  And tell me where I may find James Kirk." -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
• Krabappel: Just speak from the heart, Seymour. Tell them how we brought a little happiness into each others' lives.
  Ask them why they're forcing two dedicated people to choose between their careers and their hearts....
• I feel lucky. Let me roll for initiative! -- Famous Last Word