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• This is a Tagline. TH!$ iz @ tA%\in# on ?rug$.
• Quote #301 Still, read as a parody, it is hilariou
  ) -- Ahasuerus, on the one Gor book he read (to 30%)...
• Mr. Sco*t! G*t th*s* trib*les out*of m* ta*lin* n*w!!!
• What did the baby computer say when it got hurt? I want my da-ta!
• WUNST: at one time. "Ah used ta node her wunst!" -- Texan Dictionary
• The relative importance of files depends on their cost in terms of the human effort needed to regenerate them.
  -- T.A. Dolotta...
• How many circus performers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, Ta da!...
• Bart: [deep voice] Hello, I'm Doctor Hibbert. I'm afraid I'm going to have to amputate.
  .. your butt. [chuckles] Milhouse: [falsetto] All right, if you think you must....
• Kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra":) Thinking you were making an ordinary phone call, you have instead reached.
  .. (TA-DAAAAA!) the ANSWERING MACHINE! Leave your name and number, and we will get back to you as soon as we can....