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• The only thing more costly than stretching the schedule of an established project is accelerating it, which is itself the most costly action known to man.
  -- Augustine's Law Number XXIV -- Norman R. Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
• Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out. -- James Bryant Cona
• Stifle is the only word which is an anagram of itself.
• The only thing have to burp is beer itself.
• Ely's Law: Wear the right costume and the part plays itself.
• Telesco's Second Law of Nursing: There are two kinds of adhesive tape
  he one that won't stay on and the one that won't come off....
• There are two kinds of tape: The one that won't stay on, and the one that won't come off.
  -- Corollary to Murphy's Law...
• A grimoire that sticks with you: the Velcronomicon.
• Match makers do it with sticks.