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  -- Corollary to Murphy's Law...
• Telesco's First Law of Nursing: All the IV's are at the other end of the hall.
• I won! I won!
• Employee: I don't need your crummy job, Mr. Employer!
  I've won the lottery! Employer: Well, who needs employees?...
• Here about the young Chinese woman who just won the lottery? One fortunate cookie...
• Pets & Vets = Hairy. Grab the adhesive tape!
• obi-wan error /oh'bee-won` er'*r/ n. [RPI, from `off-by-one' and the Obi-Wan Kenobi character in "Star Wars"] A loop of some sort in which the index is off by 1.
  Common when the index should have started from 0 but instead started from 1....
• obi-wan error: /oh'bee-won` er'*r/ [RPI, from `off-by-one' and the Obi-Wan Kenobi character in "Star Wars"] n.
  A loop of some sort in which the index is off by 1....
• And grace that won who saw to wish her stay.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book viii, Line 43...