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• He is one of those wise philanthropists who in a time of famine would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks.
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• That fellow would vulgarize the day of judgment. -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- A Comic Autho
• The nobleman of the garden. -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- The Pineapple
• The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.
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• Every animal leaves traces of what it was; man alone leaves traces of what he created.
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• Never have a friend that's poorer than yourself. -- Douglas Jerrold
• The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling. Douglas Jerrold
• If we take in our hand any volume; of divinity or school metaphysics, for instance
  let us ask, "Does it contain any abstract reasoning concerning quantity or number?...